We live in an age of unforeseen and troubled times. Whether it be with Brexit on the horizon. Yay or Nay Theresa May Day approaching. Or Chump Trump in power. But nothing brings me more concern than some of the fads that seem to gain traction in the world when hipsters go too far.
Enter the first official rant of Long & Short:
Introducing: the Avolatte
One trend I speak of has arguably raised more questions than answered. It combines two favourite past times of our Millennial elites, including the highly nutritious Avocado and the common Latte.
I’m not ashamed to be partial to both avocados and lattes as separate entities, but the thought of combining the two makes me question everything that’s wrong in the world. What started out as a joke offering down under at an Australian cafe (that shall not be named!) has spread like a rash to a number of coffee shops across Europe who are now jumping on the bandwagon.
Bad form guys.
While the old saying all publicity is good publicity may run true, this is one idea I’d be ashamed to have come up with.
Join me next month for coffee in banana skins aka the Banoffee latte. But in the meantime join the movement and invest in something anti-avolatte like the below. #realworldproblems #hipsh*t #avolaugh
